The patients brain cannot be found
The patient's brain you are looking for might have been removed, had its brain cells fried, or may just be temporarily unavailable becuase they just don't give a damn. This is probably becuase it is someone who thinks they only need to floss twice a year when thier hygienist does it!

Please try the following:

  • If you think this patient needs scaling and root planing but the dentist doesn't agree and wants to just do a "prophy." then take the shot gun out and threaten to go "postal" on everyone in the office.
  • Open the patients mouth and show them, that yes, a toothbrush really does fit in there, and then look for links to the information on why you want to scream.
  • Click the Back button to try another patient, hopefully one that has at least one brain cell left.
  • Click search.gif (114 bytes) Search to look for information on why your DDS is a complete moron and will always tell the patient "everything looks good," knowing you just spent an hour cleaning up the crap that has been building up for 6 months. Of course they look good, Mr. Stupid DDS...because I just got done with the prophy!

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